Colon Flow? Did I just see an ad for something called Colon Flow while at the gym? Was Crap Creator already copyrighted? I had every intention of coming on this blog and making fun of this product without mercy, but as I sat here typing jokes it hit me. I love the fact that Colon Flow tells you EXACTLY what it is here for. There's no pretentiousness here. I see commercials for drugs that have a handsomely-aged man with perfect salt-and-pepper hair. He is working on a classic muscle car (because all guys get one at age 40 according to the television) and then he is driving it down a scenic road on a cliff with the ocean in the background. The announcer starts talking about something called "Axelpra". He tells you that the side-effects include dry-mouth, vomiting, diarrhea, dizziness, amnesia, the inability to say the word "cheese", your eyelids may fall off and death. Ok, so you have listed all the side-effects, but what does Axelpra do? Does it make you work on cars better? Does it make you a handsome 45-year old male? I guess they are about to tell us. Wait, it faded to black and now a Geico commercial is on. That's it? "Ask my doctor about Axelpra!?" I won't even ask my doctor about the bone sticking out of my leg after a car wreck.
With all of that being said, thank you Colon Flow. I appreciate your honesty and so does this lady...
