Baby you're a firework...

I have decided that I want to own a firework stand. On 231, south of Montgomery, there is a HUGE fireworks warehouse. This building sits empty and unused 48 weeks out of the year and is quite large. How much is the rent on this building? You can pay that for a year by being open for 4 weeks and selling bottle rockets to rednecks!??!?!

How is that possible? I also saw a sign that said "Buy 1 get 4 Free"..... So let me get this straight...you sell a product that you only sell for one month a year, can afford to give away 4 for every 1 you sell, and still pay for an expensive building and make profit?

Sign me up....

P.S.- A very special THANK-YOU to all of the Chinese children that make fireworks for 13 cents a day so that my friends and I can drink beer on a boat and shoot fireworks to celebrate our independence. That is until your country takes over.